";s:4:"text";s:14906:"Your kids chase them away because they wanna get your attention! Zuri:That's OK. We're really glad you decided to come. You are old enough to get up,pick out your clothes,do your homework and not rip off your brother's eyebrows without me having to yell at you! She stares at her extrem. The show followed Jessie, played by Debbie Ryan, as she moved from a small town to New York City. Jessie:Go,go,go,go. Zuri:My project! (sighs)Sorry,Jessie,Chantal,whoever you are. Luke: I wouldn't go in there if I were you! Jessie:So did I. I found a new nanny in the street! It stretches over any distance. Jessie:You know,Ravi,I could coach you in the fine art of mascot-ary. Luke:Yeah. voice director: additional (98 episodes, 2011-2015) Kevin John Rogers . (audience clapping rhythmically(mostly lame)), (Emma points to the applause-o-meter,which is at getting warm), (in one dance routine,Luke holds his bottom and moves backwards), (song ends,crowd cheering(between getting warm and hot)). I just have to hit Send within 5 seconds. Jessie:West! (wipes off blood). (takes magazine quickly). I never thought I'd say this to a kid,butwould you like to stay for dinner? It's just too weird! (thinks), (Luke's seat springs him up into the air). It's not working! Zuri:Actually,it's a real bull. demonstrates that even against massive opposing forces, one stronger force can keep everything together. It's due today? Bertram:No! Alright! Jessie: Now get up there,get dressed,and bring me back one of those big soft pretzels! The Talented Mr. Kipling 3. Tony:I cannot believe we're trapped in this huge teacup! (walks away). Luke: But I instructed Bertram to make us boeuf bourguignon!with extra boeuf! Emma:I don't know why he's so cranky! She sneaks by the stage crew and ends up onstage.). (points to her ear)(walks). Kinda smells like this:(exhales deeply/shows her breath). (laughs), Jessie: OK, so I thought I was auditioning for a local TV commercial. (Mrs.Harris is about to leave,but Jessie stops her.). Does anyone know anything about a bull delivery? Spoiler alert,the nanny did it! You just left! (continues walking to the kitchen), Bertram:Everything you shot! Taylor:No,my mom is serving overseas. Taylor:This was a game? (tries to take marker). Zuri:I don't wear tutu's anymore! Jessie:Wait,Tony,come back! Ravi:Oh,Luke,this is one competition you will not win. Jessie: (to Zuri)well, if Milly can flop down stairs, she is welcome to eat with us. (falls on the couch). I'm keeping your sweatshirt! Emma:Oh,Jessie,I just thought of a way to make your script better! The Disney movie catalog is a prime source to mine for monologues you can put your own spin on. You've got it all over you. I grabbed everything I saw that was green. (rubs legs) Back in a minute! Zuri:Hi,Mrs.Obama. Walgreens says it will NOT sell abortion pills in 20 Republican-controlled states even where it is still legal. Mrs.Harris:What,where? Jessie:The breakup was mutual,but maybe you're right. Jessie:(stands up)Hey,look,I know I've been really stressed out lately,and I'm sorry if I've been a little too harsh on you. Emma:(holding a bag)OK,what's the make-up emergency? Emma:(gasps,giggles) Whoa! Jessie: (While looking through her purse) Wait, my wallet's gone! (shows a small amount with his fingers). Jessie:Or we could just find another modelwho can't eat us.(nods). Tony:Of course. (Scene changes to in the Rosses' apartment. Zuri:But I haven't even told you what the favor is yet! Jessie:(nods)Yes,a motion sensor. Even though you dumped him and stomped on his heart? Only Jessie and Tony are there.). (The kids scream with joy) Oh, maybe we better go let that Ewok out of the toy chestlet's go! Jessie:I'm exhausted,but I'm (finishes typing) done! Emma:Actually,I'm going to say yes to Michael. Tony:That's actually pain,you're standing on my paw. Brushing her hair . Bertram:If we leave now, they may not notice for at least a month. I'm so afraid Ravi! Free Monologues For Kids and Teens Disney Monologues. Run around,flail your arms,and try not to fall down. Bertram: If she doesnt poop on the floor, its fine with me. Emma:But I'm adorable! (takes picture with phone)(chuckles). Jessie:You know,I was my school's mascot! (walks away). (scene ends,advertisement break for TV viewers). Zuri:I saw a nice leafy plant on Mrs.Chesterfield's terrace,(grunting)so I lassoed it,and I'm bringing it up! It aired on September 7, 2012 . Emma:I know,but after that is when I get all my meetings and trendsetting done. Ravi: (walks down the stairs,drops art project) (gasps) I am not ready! Oh,and don't worry,there are enough freckles to go around! Sunny,fetch mommy a pen. I'll be lucky to get to school before 7th period. (tires screeching,about to fall off a cliff). What kind of werewolf are you? Bertram:You mean actually go out and gather food myself? Jessie:How did you get expelled already? Oh, don't look at my project; I want it to be a total surprise for tomorow! You're so 1-dimensional! (Jessies suitcase is thrown out) Ha, ha, you missed me! (smiles). (stands up)I'm not going to school,and neither is this stupid mask! Jessie:You've had 3 husbands? Jessie:Did you guys hear about that alien invasion? You can-, (Mrs.Kipling gives Michelle Obama cake with her tail), Michelle:(eats the cake)Wow,this is actually pretty good! (Scene changes, to the living room with only Jessie and Bertram in it). Jessie:Taylor and I know that because we were both raised in the military! (Leads Jessie away), Jessie: Wait, no, you don't understand- my name is Jessie- Oh! Zuri:OK,guess I won't be needing this then! You should've started this a week ago. And remember, corpses, don't smile at the camera! Coach Penny:(blows whistle) These two mascot wanna-bees. Jessie: I can't lose all of the kids on my first day! I even chopped stuff! You're not nearly as bad a cook as Zuri said.(nods). What am I,a kid? Jessie: That's what you said about your volcano project! The children + a disheveled Jessie get out of the elevator. Bertram:Your misery is even better in (deep voice)slo-mo! Jessie:Oh,that's supposed to say "lizard". Luke:You realize those stingers aren't real,right? Luke: And Jessie, don't you think having a bunch of kids on our date is kinda gonna kill the mood? With Debby Ryan, Peyton List, Cameron Boyce, Karan Brar. I just don't feel comfortable kissing you, now that we're broken up. Problem solved! I have to make you look 2 years younger! Zuri:I'm a 10 year old girl with a mustache. Just shave Bertram's back and glue it all over Tony. Jessie:Yeah,I'm not sure what you said,but if it means you shouldn't dance,I agree. Ravi:That Luke should be checked for a deviated septum? Ravi:Princess,I am so touched by your love,I shall undo the spell I cast upon him. (throws rope,crashes) Sorry,Zeus! We only have 29 minutes! Emma:I'm busy! Star Wars 10. Jessie:Cut! What am I gonna do? By the way,nailed it!(laughs). They have less finger shavings. And his little wings are wagging!(chuckles). Jessie:OK,guys,I don't know if you've noticed,but my acting career hasn't exactly gone the way I thought it would. (pushes elevator button)Have a nice day! Pretzels with hot mustard,turkey schnitzel,and sauerkraut balls. Zuri:And when he eats that,he'll make you another one! (Aqua slices a Parademon in half) Aqua: Go go go! Done with Jessie, done with being told what to do, done with. Luke:Me neither! Then suddenly, they zip me into this get-up and I'm standing on the street, trying to get people to eat at "Dan's Diggity Dog Delight"! The First Lady is getting our party started! Zuri: (Sarcastically) Yeah. Ravi:Oh,joy! Except this:Hey,Grandma,look! Provide rapid on-s Jessie:There's no time to be gentle! Tony:Aw,man! Luke:(puts down script,in Jersey accent)Bada-bing! (All the children scream 'me', while Morgan pulls out a lightsaber, and swings it), Morgan: Of course not, it's just a prop(Swings it, and the chair beside him is cut in half. These ought to ward off the wedgies. I got your doorman right here! (main cast dressed as Indians dancing to Indian music), (dance ends when the cast put their hands up and look up). (To Ravi) Not you, you should never eat lead. (runs and leaves the scene). Oh,Toby-. Jessie:Wait a minute. Ravi:But Tony has over 20 lines in this scene! (Laughs again). At the same time, they both say "you're fired" to Jessie) What! Coach Penny:The crowd is on fire! Seriously, who wore this before me, Big Foot? Tony:Who would have suspected a $15 tux was dry clean only. Michelle:Are you making your big,sad eyes? Tony:Jessie,I'm really sorry about quitting your movie,and for letting you down. Menu. previous scientific theory- is Emma Ross! Scene: Elevator to the Rosses apartment opens showing Jessie pulled along by Zuri. Bertram: I was going to sign it too but the penis so far away (Scene changes to in the lobby of the Fairfield. Check it out! (blows whistle). Luke:That's it! She won't take my calls anymore. N-n-n-n-n-n-no, no, what I meant-. Luke:Eh. Jessie:Hey,well it worked,but it says the food won't be here for 25 minutes,so can you please grab us breakfast at the deli? Bertram,that gives me a great idea! Jessie:Angus the Armadillo. Who am I going to kiss? Ravi:Because watching me whip Luke's thorax would be thrilling? (Emma,Luke,Ravi and Zuri using their phones). Luke:He took the words right out of my mouth! (pushes elevator button). Zuri's New Old Friend 7. Jessie: Go on up there and kick some asteroid! You saved me just in time. Zuri:So,how exactly do you play Bugle Hero? Please Lord dont let me end up in TV Jessie: So, let's go celebrate with a nice, family dinner! Luke:Hey,uh,did you ever find the answer to that question I asked you about? Taylor:You got me a play date with Michelle Obama? Coach Penny:(amazed)Outstanding! It might be kind of awkward to act out our relationship on camera. Zuri:You mean that cowpoke? While she's gone,my grandma's watching me. Zuri:I peeled half a potato and 6 fingers. Jessie: Because, the zipper got stuck and then the bus driver said he wouldn't let me on because food is not allowed. Jessie: Way too old for you. (scene changes to kitchen,cutting potatoes). I already called in an expert. Taylor:Hey guys,what are you talking about? Bertram:(grunts,holds shoulder)You were saying? Emma:Oh,I am so not ready. So please don't tell the "Loneliest Snowman" story. Thanks Mom, but this year's going to be even better. It takes five minutes to harden,and she refuses to sit still for it again! Zuri:(moves marker away)You can't pull that off. Jessie: I cannot believe you kids actually went up in a helicopter! Jessie:Or better yet,you can grab some food at the snack stand at the park,and take Zuri with you,so she can collect her leaves. The kid who gets winded just changing into gym clothes. (pulls off mask), (Ravi and Jessie look at Luke's face and mask and shudder and gasp). Zuri: Whatever. Jessie:You know,there is a park across the street! She's much better behaved at home. (stands up)Luke,perhaps you will take comfort that some small part of you will finally receive an A! (Luke puts his head back to the top of the costume). All I ever wanted was to do something creative with my life,and I just(stammers)I'm afraid that this movie is my last chance. Christmas Story 9. And it's creepy to refer to yourself in the third person. Ravi:Not so fast. No matter what. She takes a job as a nanny for a family of four who live in the world's most expensive penthouse on the Upper-West Side. Andy, wearing a cowboy hat himself, picks up Woody off the floor. Jessie: Hey, Emma, good luck at the science fair, and remember that Pluto may need some extra glue. Where his dimples are at 3:00 and 9:00. Who's ready for the big pep rally? Jessie:Oh,they just emailed me my theme! A little girl's happiness is at stake! Zuri is on the steps.) Except for once in third grade, you went to the bathroom without a hall pass Jessie: If you tasted the cafeteria food, you'd completely understand armadillo does not go down easy. Emma:They're here to see who wins the mascot job,since they'll be spending so much time with him. Jessie:Whoa,that is a giant pro! Jessie:Luke,give back the mask,you're late! If you know Tom Selleck,you better not be holding out on me. (hugs the cheerleaders). He'll do anything! Jessie:(scared)Actually,it's what you don't have on your face! (pulls Luke) Why is it always so difficult to get you guys out the door on time? Say goodbye to the wife and tater tots. Emma: How can I pick an outfit when I haven't picked a date? (Zuri laughs.) It tends to make you a little cranky! They have these giant leaf holders there called trees! Show more. Jessie:Oh,just go point the camera and capture the magic! Jessie:I can't afford Nicolas Cage! Right. the levels are totes lame,mostly lame,getting warm,hot,and blazing. (walks away, looks weirdly). You'll be late for school! Nothing says "birthday" like an obstacle course. (laughs,walks away). Jessie: (walks into the kitchen) Nothing on the table, nothing on the stove, you might be taking this "light breakfast" concept a little far! Oh! And not asking me to do their homework! That's why my arms look so good in my prom picture. Austin & Jessie & Ally: All Star New Year, his flat top when I told him I was moving to New York, but he chilled when I told him I had a. Bertram:You're going to quit showbiz and move back to Texas? Jessie: Whoa! And I do not have the time. Ravi: Stupid videogame! Mrs.Harris:I am. Luke:I can't believe you finished that whole thing in just 24 hours! Kick,kick,sting. Jessie:Luke,I would never allow Ravi to put glue on your face while you slept. Jessie Again!/Trailer transcripts K Kermit's 50th Anniversary (2005 Trailer) L Lady and the Tramp (1998 VHS Trailers) Lady and the Tramp (2006 50th Anniversary Edition DVD Trailers) Lady and the Tramp 2: Scamp's Adventure (Trailers) Lilo & Stitch (Soundtrack Promo) M Mickey and the roadster racers 2 the power of two/Trailer transcripts Zuri:The big one-oh is huge. Now can I go upstairs and finish my science project? Isn't this nice? Is that a unit patch from Stuttgart Army Base in Germany? Ravi. Join Backstage to access jobs you can apply to right now! Taylor:(stands up)And his belt buckle is the snooze button? Were we not compiling a complete list? Jessie:So even though I set out to shoot a movie about romance, (Luke throws football to Zuri while Jessie holds her,Zuri catches,Jessie,Luke,Emma,and Bertram applaud and cheer). Zuri:I came up with a great theme for Taylor's birthday! Zuri:Well,you should've woken up earlier! Jessie:(yells)That's it! I'm gonna be super-sciency! Christina, it's me, Jessie! Jessie:Well,at least we're finally alone together,Toby. Jessie:But sometimes you find love in placed that you least expect it. Jessie:Can it,science boy! Hit it! Michelle:(laughs)Well,let me see what I can do. ";s:7:"keyword";s:25:"disney jessie transcripts";s:5:"links";s:435:"Adams Family Gangsters Funeral,
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